Native Californian moves to Brooklyn: hilarity ensues.
Current Conditions: Self in Brooklyn. Furniture in Brooklyn. Heart in … where?
Important Life Lessons:
* Never make eye contact with a mime.
* Do not rub an Irishman’s head from behind unexpectedly.
* It is surprisingly difficult to convince a stranger to accept a cupcake.
Things that make me happy:
* Lists
* Popsicles
* Scurvy
* Spatulas
* Breath mints
* Ultramarine Blue Liquitex paint
Things that make me angry:
* Movies based on children’s books
* Our justice system
* Our education system
* Winona Ryder
Yo! I don’t have a blogroll yet but will figure all that out soon. Will pop over here and give a read every now and again. Later